Craigslist Ad

[ohioreef]

Think you'll get a chuckle out of this one!

http://dayton.craigslist.org/boa/1081620136.html

[MechanicalEngineer]

It was flagged for removal...bummer

[ohioreef]

Well, luckily, I still had it up, so here it is:



WILL TRADE MY HUSBAND FOR A BOAT - $1 (FRANKLIN)

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Reply to: sale-6da2j-1081620136@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-19, 12:56AM EDT



I WILL TRADE MY HUSBAND FOR A NICE BAYLINER OR ACTUALLY ANY BOAT THAT RUNS AND DOESNT SINK
NOTHING TOO BIG 16 OR 18 FT MAYBE WILL DO
I LIKE BLUE ALOT THAT WOULD BE A PLUS
OH AND I LOVE CUDDY CABINS
PLEASE INCLUDE TRAILER


HE IS A WHITE MALE AGE 28, HE IS 5'8 ABOUT 148LBS
HE IS IS VERY USEFUL HE CAN WELD (PROFESSION)
HE CAN CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY (FOR ALL YOUR TREE TRIMING NEEDS)
HE CAN CHANGE TIRES AND HOOK UP ALL OF YOUR ELECTRONICS
HE DOES MOW GRASS THOUGH HE ONLY LIKES RIDING MOWERS
HE CANNOT CHANGE DIAPERS OR TALK TO ANYONE ON THE PHONE ABOUT ANYTHING
HE DOES USE ALOT OF TOILET PAPER SO STOCK UP BEFORE YOU TAKE HIM HOME

I LOVE MY HUSBAND ALOT BUT I CANT TAKE ONE MORE SUMMER OF NOT BEING ON THE WATER
I'VE WEIGHED OUT MY OPTIONS AND I REALLY CANT TRADE MY TRUCK FOR A BOAT OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO HAUL IT WITH.


SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY THANK YOU!!!

MUST GO TO A GOOD HOME
WITH CABLE OR DIRECT TV, A LARGE YARD, AND A LOT OF PEANUT BUTTER!!!

[UDflyer00]

Now that is pretty funny!!

[micki]

LOL

[Bigmoo]

LOL... That is not funny.

[jeblin]

Something tells me that Bigmoo might be able to weld and climb trees like a monkey