Update: Just got back from Nikki and Will's (thanks again! Your stand is looking AWESOME!)
Nikki's Salifert Cal gave 360
Salifert Alk gave 11.5 (I think, I forgot already, eleven point something)
Electronic pH probe gave 8.6!
Came back, tested again with my test kits, making extra sure to shake each bottle and after every drop. Got the same results for Cal and Alk this time. The api pH test leaves alot to be desired, the scale is very hard to desern. I took the water over in a sealed dish for the 5 minute car ride, talked to Will about the stand/electric for 5 minutes, Nikki tested Alk and Cal, and finally the pH. Would this effect my pH? Which way? What can I do about this? See why I don't test!?
Should I be worried about my Cal and Alk values? I'll be the first to admit my knowledge of chemistry leaves much to be desired. My Cal is a little low and my Alk a little high, right? Thanks everyone.